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Lazy People Problem: You got stuck being on top
Sex Toy Solution: Doggie Style Harness

doggie style sex harness
It's bound to happen, no matter how good you are at playing submissive. He's going to get tired. Keep in mind that it's only natural that he does get tired, as he's doing all the work. Being on top sucks! I have to say it one more time: BEING ON TOP SUCKS! It feels like doing 1,000 sit-ups. And you have to control your boobs from going every which way. And he's trying to grab you and move you one way and it's not the way you want to go. In all my years of being a "sexpert blogger" (whatever that means), I've only come across one product that has made being on top a little easier to handle: The I Like It Doggie Style harness.

"But Jane, we're talking about being on top. Not doggie style."

Yes, my little grasshopper. Let me remind you that one tool can have many uses.

The doggie style harness is a black nylon strap with length-adjustable handles and a soft padding that can be moved to comfort (kind of like a strap on a laptop bag). Slip that strap under your man, put your hands through the handles (he'll take care of putting that padding where he needs to) and--badda bing, badda boom--you've just reduced your effort in a seriously significant way (and taken control of the situation). Just pull 'em up, steer him right and left...the
doggie style strap actually brings you closer to being a cowgirl than any other variation on the cowgirl position! It'll be the best $17.99 you ever spent.

Now, can you only imagine how little you'd have to do in a full blown
sex swing?

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