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Lazy People Problem: Your forearm is sore
Sex Toy Solution: Hands-free vibrator

wearable vibrator

If you're anything like me, it takes so long to climax that the very idea of timing yourself is a joke. It feels like it, anyway. If time can be measured at all, it can only be measured in the exponential increments of throbbing pain in your forearm and the encroaching exhaustion and paralyzation of your upper limbs. At least when you're using your hand.

Imagine all the other things you could be doing with your hands besides seemingly
never getting yourself off? Finding the next best amateur porn clip? Checking to see who just texted you? Changing the channel or grabbing another bite of breakfast cereal? Or my favorite alternative--nothing.

These ideas had to have been what was on the minds of the good folks down at California Exotics when they designed the
hands-free wearable butterfly vibrator, otherwise known as the Original Venus Butterfly Vibrator. You no longer have to worry about wearing yourself out and wasting all of that precious energy on anything but an orgasm. The Venus takes you off your feet.

All you have to do is slip the two lower adjustable straps up around your thighs, clasp the larger strap around your waist, and cover up your woo-ha with that beautiful silicone creature. The orgasm that was once
so many arm gestures away is now at the tip of a button--literally, the button on the controller that operates your new best friend. However, if strapping a vibrator around your thighs is too much for you, you might want to try these other hands-free sex toys. They each provide all the pleasure with none of the effort!

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